"5 jokes that will laugh your head off."

#1 Why did the cow cross a jackhammer? He wanted a milkshake!
#2 Knock, knock. Who's there? Howl. Howl who? Howl I get in if you don't open the door?!

#3 What do you call a pig in the sun? Bacon!

#4 Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!

#5 How did you like these jokes? 100%!

I won 3rd place!

My pinewood derby

With the help of my Dad and Mom, I have the best pinewood derby car! My dad cut it out, my mom did the designs, and I painted it. I think it looks good. What do you think? I will race it Saturday at 6:oo. I can't wait!